Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
