Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Cool story bro, changed my life.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
