Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
