You're only as good as your last game.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Love needs to get glasses.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
