You're only as good as your last game.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
