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I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Fall in love with my mind.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
