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God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
