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A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
