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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Playing comes first, you can work later.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Always remember to smile.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Winners do what other people won't.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
