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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
