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Be positive for no reason.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
