I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
