I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
