I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Haters are just confused admirers.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
