Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
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