Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Haters make you famous.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
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