Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...