Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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