Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Perception is everything.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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