Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Fall in love with my mind.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
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