Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
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