Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Haters make you famous.
Always remember to smile.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Winners do what other people won't.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
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