Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
True friends stab you in the front!
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
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