Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
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