Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
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