Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Immaturity keeps me young.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Always remember to smile.
F that B.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.