Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
You live and you learn.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
You're only as good as your last game.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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