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Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.

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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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F that B.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.

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You live and you learn.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.