Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
