Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.