Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
It's weird not to be weird.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
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