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Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.

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If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.

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Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

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I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

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The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.

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You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.