Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
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