Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Real eyes realize real lies.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.