Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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