Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
You're only as good as your last game.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
