Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
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