Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
True friends stab you in the front!
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.