Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Make money, don't let it make you.