Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
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