Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
