If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Winners do what other people won't.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Take it easy, give it hard.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
