If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Everybody is a student for life.
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