If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
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