If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
The last thing I want to do is die.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Make money, don't let it make you.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Everybody is a student for life.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
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