If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Be positive for no reason.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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