If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
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