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Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

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Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.

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Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.

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Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?

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Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.

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Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.

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We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.