Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
