The last thing I want to do is die.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Make money, don't let it make you.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
