The last thing I want to do is die.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Everybody is a student for life.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Winners do what other people won't.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
