The last thing I want to do is die.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
It's weird not to be weird.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
