You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Love needs to get glasses.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
