You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Haters are just confused admirers.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
