I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
