You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
