You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
You live and you learn.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
