You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
