You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
