You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
