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Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.