Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
