Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
