Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Everybody spread positivity.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
