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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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You don't have to understand to be understanding.

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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.

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I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.

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You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.