If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.