I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
