I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
