I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
