I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Haters are just confused admirers.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
