I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Love needs to get glasses.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
