I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Make money, don't let it make you.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
