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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.

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The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.

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11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.

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I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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You're only as good as your last game.

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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...