I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
