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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.

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After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.

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Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.

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The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.

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Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.