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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.

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Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

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Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.

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New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain

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When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.

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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.