Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Everybody spread positivity.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
