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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.

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A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

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Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.

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Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.

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The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.