Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Perception is everything.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
