Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
