Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
