Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
