Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
