I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
You're only as good as your last game.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
