I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
