"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
