"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
