"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
