"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
