"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
