"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Always remember to smile.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
