"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Trust in God but lock your car.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
