"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
It's weird not to be weird.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Be positive for no reason.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
