"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
