Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Winners do what other people won't.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
