Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
