Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.