Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
