Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
