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Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.

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I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.

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You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.