Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
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