Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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