Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
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