Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
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Dreams lift when reality falls.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
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