Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.