Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
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