Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Trust in God but lock your car.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
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