Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
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Cool story bro, changed my life.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
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