Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Winners do what other people won't.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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