Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
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