Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Love needs to get glasses.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
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