X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.

vote

The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.

vote

Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

vote

I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.

vote

It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

vote

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

vote

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

vote

Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.

vote

The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.

vote

Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

vote

Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

vote

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

vote

It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.

vote

Cool story bro, changed my life.

vote

You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.

vote

My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

vote

Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.

vote

I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

vote

The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.