Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.