Cool story bro, changed my life.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
F that B.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Everybody spread positivity.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
