Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.