Cool story bro, changed my life.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
