Cool story bro, changed my life.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
