Cool story bro, changed my life.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
