Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
F that B.
Haters are just confused admirers.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
