Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Haters make you famous.
