Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
