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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.

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Cool story bro, changed my life.

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When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.

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Got an issue? Get a tissue.

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Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.

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Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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Fall in love with my mind.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard