Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
