Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
