Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
