Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Love needs to get glasses.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
