Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
It's weird not to be weird.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Love needs to get glasses.
