Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
