Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Haters make you famous.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
