Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
True friends stab you in the front!
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
