Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
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