Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Take it easy, give it hard.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
