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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".

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Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

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I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!

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Some people should be high-fived...in the face.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

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I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.