Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
