Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
It's weird not to be weird.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
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