Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
He who laughs last didn't get it.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
