Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.