Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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