Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Regret lasts longer than fear.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
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