Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Winners do what other people won't.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
