Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
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