Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
The last thing I want to do is die.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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