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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

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May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.

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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.

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11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.

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Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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Good things don't always have to come to an end.

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.