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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.

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That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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True friends stab you in the front!

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.

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Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.

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Auto-correct can kiss my ask.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.