Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
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