Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
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