Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Winners do what other people won't.
Everybody is a student for life.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
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