Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.