Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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