Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
