Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Fall in love with my mind.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
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If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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