Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Love needs to get glasses.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
You live and you learn.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
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