Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
