Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
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