Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Fall in love with my mind.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
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