Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Winners do what other people won't.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
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