When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
