When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
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