When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
F that B.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
