Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Be positive for no reason.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
