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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.

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I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

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Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.

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Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.

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Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.

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So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"

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Auto-correct can kiss my ask.