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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.

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I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.

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Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".

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Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.