Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
