Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Real eyes realize real lies.
