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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.

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Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.