The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Winners do what other people won't.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
