The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
