I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
