I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
