I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
