In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
