In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Be positive for no reason.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Perception is everything.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
