In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Fall in love with my mind.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
