In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Fall in love with my mind.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
