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In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

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If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.

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I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.

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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Perception is everything.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.

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"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

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That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

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Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.