In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
You're only as good as your last game.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
