In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Haters make you famous.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
