In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Winners do what other people won't.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
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Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
F that B.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
