In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
