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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.

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Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.

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So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

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My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

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You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.

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Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.