Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
It's weird not to be weird.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
