I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Haters make you famous.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
