I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
