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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.

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Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.

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Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

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Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.

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Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

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Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.

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Some take the bait, others reel it in.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.