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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.

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If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.