He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Perception is everything.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Everybody spread positivity.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
