He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
