He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
