F that B.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
You live and you learn.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
