F that B.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
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If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Love needs to get glasses.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
