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F that B.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain

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The last thing I want to do is die.

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Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.

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Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.

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You can't define love, but love can define you.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.