F that B.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
