Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
