Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
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