Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
