Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
