Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
