Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Winners do what other people won't.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
