Wherever you go, there you are.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
