Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.