Wherever you go, there you are.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Immaturity keeps me young.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
