Wherever you go, there you are.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
