Wherever you go, there you are.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
