Wherever you go, there you are.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
True friends stab you in the front!
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Winners do what other people won't.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
