Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Make money, don't let it make you.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
