To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
It's weird not to be weird.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
