No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
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Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
