No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
