No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
F that B.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
