No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
