No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Everybody spread positivity.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Take it easy, give it hard.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
You live and you learn.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
