My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Winners do what other people won't.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
