Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
