Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Real eyes realize real lies.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
