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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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Trust in God but lock your car.

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It's weird not to be weird.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

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Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.

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Make money, don't let it make you.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.