Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Immaturity keeps me young.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
