Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
