Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
