I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
