I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Perception is everything.
