I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Immaturity keeps me young.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
