I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Fall in love with my mind.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
