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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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We put the "us" in trust, baby.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.

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Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

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That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-

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The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....

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Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.

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Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.