Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
