Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Always remember to smile.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
It's weird not to be weird.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Perception is everything.
