Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Winners do what other people won't.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
