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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.

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Make money, don't let it make you.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

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The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

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I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

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We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.