Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Trust in God but lock your car.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
You live and you learn.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
