Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
