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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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F that B.

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.

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"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.